Nick Chagouris

Heckled Hard, Obama’s Stump is Strained in Boston as Haiti’s Hell’s on Hold

2010 January 18

President Obama carefully weighed his options this weekend. On the front of his desk were The Health of Obamacare and The Health of Haiti.  On this day, our president judged Obamacare to be in more urgent need of his surgical superintendency. Haiti can Waiti. At this point, he had already dispatched Hillary, and he has directed generous US tax dollars to assist the devastated Island nation.

New Orleans, I mean, Haiti, will be there when he gets back to the office. And you have to believe that he felt comforted knowing  that Israel has set up an actual hospital in Port Au Prince to care for the many injured and dying thousands there. We’re all still waiting for the Islamic nations that Obama has so glowingly praised on the world stage for their incalculable gifts to civilization to finally weigh themselves in with a little Haitian relief. Like something…anything. read more…

SNL Serves Obama a Prodigious Piece of Palin Pie and Highlights The Audacity of Broke

2009 November 30

Five Star Unafraid Comedy returns to SNL as they lambaste the presumptuousness and cocky naivete of President Barack Obama.  The skit involves a recent Joint Press Conference in Beijing with Obama and President Hu Jintao.

Naturally, assuming the lead role, Obama (who else?) opens the conference with his typical, arrogant, oratory, and dictates to Jintao the “serious issues” that need to be addressed which will “require compromise and understanding“:

  • The unfair valuation of China’s currency
  • China’s Trade Imbalance
  • and China’s Human Rights. read more…

The White House Party Crash of 2009: When the Comedy subsides, the Ominous Tragedy Chills

2009 November 28

Editor’s Note: For additional NewsReal coverage of this story click here and here.

It is true. You already know about it. Tareq and Michaela Sahali weaseled their way through White House security and crashed the State party. What in the world were they thinking?  And what in the world is the world thinking?

As I’m typing this sentence millions of Americans are simultaneously having the same thought: “If the president can’t secure his own front door from uninvited strangers, how’s he going to keep America safe from terrorist attacks?” I’m going to risk your un-forgiveness, and not just for my overuse of colons, but for my spontaneous impulse to blurt this out. Here it goes:

What in the ever loving____?  Just who in the ____ is minding the store? Ok, Buster, hand over those keys to the Pennsy Ave. digs right now, you are grounded, mister! NO MORE PARTIES!  Especially the SOCIALIST KIND!  Howsabout spending a little of that stimulus allowance on a few rent-a-cops, chief?   White House thinks: “Do we risk offending a guest with a name such as Tareq Sahali , or do we risk the extremely remote chance of him being a W.H. party crasher?  We shall err on the SAFE SIDE!” Call in the expert: WWCD (What would Clinton do?)

Ok, I feel better now. Sorry. read more…

Leaked Emails at Climate Research Unit Smash Global Warming Hysteria

2009 November 24

The Met Office Hadley Centre

Well, somebody went and hacked into the Climate Research Unit (CRU) at the University of East Anglia in the U.K. last week. They came out with a bundle of 62 Megs-worth of what appears to be incriminating communication between Climate Change scientists – some 72 documents and 1079 emails in all. And then they went and published it all online. Cool, huh?

As you might imagine, there are lot of people really upset about this. Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW) proponents are crying foul because of the illegal way the data was obtained. And they have a point. Not much unlike like the point ACORN proponents have about the way O’Keefe and Giles illegally obtained allegedly incriminating information about ACORN. Defenders of CRU, like with the defenders of ACORN, suspect that the published evidence “may have been edited.”  This cautions investigators that what they are reading, seeing, or hearing, might not be what was written, done, or said, which is helpful to know in any investigation.  As you might also imagined, there are a lot of people who are really excited about this, too. Like, take me for example.  I’m kind of feeling like I imagine Al Gore might have felt in those early days when he first learned about Jim Hansen (sometimes confused with Jim Henson, the guy who invented The Muppets).  Dr. Jim Hansen is the guy who invented Global Warming. read more…

MSNBC Covers the Poor Economy's Symptoms and Consequences But Can't Fathom the Causes

2009 November 16

(Nov 12 - MSNBC: Morning Meeting With Dylan Ratigan: States Slammed By Economy)

Plaudits to MSNBC’s, Dylan Ratigan, for covering a story that might have easily gone unnoticed during a week filled with a profusion of big news stories.  These stories include:

  • The mentally deranged, mass murderer of Fort Hood, which certain “fringe bigots” are trying to call an act of jihadist terrorism
  • The good Afghanistan War of  possibly, but possibly not, necessity
  • Congressman William Jefferson’s sentencing to 13 years in the slammer for glaciating 90K of fresh, green, U.S., cash hidden inside of pie crusts in his home freezer
  • The continued, strenuous, government, efforts to take-over the national healthcare insurance industry before 2010,
  • Attorney General Eric Holder announcing his (or somebody’s) decision to try five of the vilest, murdering,  Jihadist terrorists in world history in a NYC Federal court of law in lieu of an off continent, Military Tribunal
  • And of course the pronouncement of The First ‘Pacific’ President of America, off on his Asian tour, even as 60,000 U.S. soldiers are getting pummeled in that good war of possible necessity while awaiting the Pacific president’s decision whether or not he will provide additional troops.

Enough to make you forget about the stupid economy isn’t it? read more…

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