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Kathy Shaidle blogs at FiveFeetOfFury, now entering its 11th year online. Her latest book is Acoustic Ladylandkathy shaidle, which Mark Steyn calls "a must-read."


Limbaugh: too subtle for a Schlesinger?

2010 February 4

The boys at the George Soros Steno Pool, a.k.a. Media Matters, evidently don’t care about Donny Deutsch explaining to Larry King that gays don’t watch football.

Which is weird because they haven’t ignored Deutsch’s “controversial” statements in the past.

Anyhow: no surprise that Media Matters is pretending to be scandalized by Rush Limbaugh’s “retard” gags on yesterday’s show.

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Rush Limbaugh or Joy Behar: Spot the Deaf One

2010 February 3

Wow. Just… wow.

How delusional do you have to be, to be considered a “progressive”?

Unlike us mere rubes, progressives don’t trust their own lived experiences, or the evidence of their senses, preferring instead to rely upon lofty “studies” and “experts.”

We right wingers have worn out the “who ya gonna believe: me or your own lyin’ eyes?” meme, mocking the left’s latest fantasy “theory” about “reality.”

But it’s come to this: Joy Behar is hearing things. read more…

Most Media Matters Employees not Really Journalists

2010 February 2

“Anchorman” is not a documentary

Media Matters’ “Rush Limbaugh Wire” is down to one Zachary. But for some reason, it still takes three employees from the George Soros Steno Pool to work the high steel listen to a radio show every afternoon, then type up the host’s “offensive” and “outrageous” statements.

Speaking of employment, here’s Media Matters’ idea of a “gotcha”:

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Media Matters speechless after Limbaugh’s Miss America gig

2010 February 1

Yeah, I did it: I watched the Miss America pageant Saturday night.

My excuse was “it’s my job” — after all, Rush Limbaugh was one of the judges. But I really wanted to pick up some of those cool beauty queen tips, like: spritz hairspray under your arms after you put on deodorant, to keep it from wiping off on your clothes. And did you know there’s something called “butt glue”?

Anyway, as I said: Rush Limbaugh served as a Miss America judge this year and… nothing happened.

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Journalists: your moral and intellectual superiors!

2010 January 28

Alas, assignments and deadlines prevent me from (re)posting anything more substantial today than this, which appears (in very tiny type) in an obscure section of Salon.com:

The Jan. 25 article “Is the President Panicking” originally stated that Fox News led the charge against Bill Clinton in the ’94 midterm elections.

Fox News did not come into being until 1996. The story has been corrected.

Joe Klein, TIME ‘Too Dumb to Thrive’?

2010 January 27

Joe Klein at TIME is feeling extra super cranky these days.

Are you an ordinary (dare I say it — “teabagger”) American? Are you daring to question the wisdom of the great Obama, by wondering aloud where all your money disappeared to?

Shut up, Joe Klein explains:

Absolutely amazing poll results from CNN today about the $787 stimulus package: nearly three out of four Americans think the money has been wasted. On second thought, they may be right: it’s been wasted on them. Indeed, the largest single item in the package–$288 billion–is tax relief for 95% of the American public. This money is that magical $60 to $80 per month you’ve been finding in your paycheck since last spring. Not a life changing amount, but helpful in paying the bills.

Yes, he really did write $787 — no zeros. On Monday, at 11:30 AM. It’s still like that. But remember: you’re the idiots, and the editors and writers at TIME are your moral and intellectual superiors!

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New threat to national security AND our climate? The flying walrus.

2010 January 26

Today I was pleased to learn that something I’ve been predicting for ten years has finally happened:

“Scientists” have now “discovered” that those “holes in the ozone layer” we spent the last twenty years “fixing” are actually “good for the planet” because they “prevent ‘global warming.’”

Science is bunk.

Speaking of bunk:  I’m no Photoshop expert, but I do know walruses are fat.

And I’m looking at that online article at The Scotsman, and I’m thinking:  the only thing missing in that stock photo is a mail order rifle and a copy of The Militant…

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The ‘global warming’ story you haven’t heard: the WWF connection

2010 January 25

Would this adorable panda bear lie to you? (PS: send money!)

When Conrad Black launched the National Post ten years ago, as a more or less conservative alternative to Canada’s liberal/leftist daily papers, one of his first hires was Donna Laframboise.

Laframboise’s resume doesn’t exactly inspire your confidence, if you’re a typical conservative: she’s got a degree in Women’s Studies (!), and is pro-choice and pro-gay “marriage.”

Yet I always looked forward to her column, because she was clearly allergic to ideological cant from both sides, and not afraid to take an unpopular stand. read more…

Journalists: traitors, or just morons?

2010 January 22

More than any other subject, journalists like reporting on… journalism. Earlier this week, two journalists had a little chat online about their work and how wonderful the Miami Herald is.

Here’s how it started:

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Glenn Beck: What Next? Dune Buggies?

2010 January 21

Look, Glenn Beck is doing a great service to the nation: inspiring ordinary people to stop their impotent muttering and get active. He and his fellow talk radio host Mark Levin also launched a timely revival of interest in the Constitution and the Founding Fathers.

But sometimes? Yeah, he loses me.

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Brown Victory Destroys Media Matters’ Reading Comprehension Skills

2010 January 20

That clunking sound you hear is the Media Matters spin machine breaking down.

The George Soros Steno Pool is so unglued this morning that they’ve either lost their ability to read simple English, or more likely, they’re just twisting simple facts into pretzels in sheer desperation.

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Geert Wilders: an Online Symposium on the Eve of his Trial

2010 January 19

The International Free Press Society hosts an online symposium on Dutch MP Geert Wilders, who goes on trial tomorrow for “insulting Islam.”

As one of the prosecutors “explained”:

It is irrelevant whether Wilder’s witnesses might prove Wilders’ observations to be correct. What’s relevant is that his observations are illegal.

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