6. Big TV Starring Andrew Breitbart and Undercover Journalists
Andrew Breitbart is some kind of mad genius who has taken the Internet by storm with Big Journalism, Big Hollywood, Big Peace, and Big Government. “Big TV” is the next logical step. This show could be formatted like “60 Minutes” used to be back when it was relevant, featuring undercover journalists actually uncovering news. Breitbart’s focus would stay mainly where it is on media bias, federal waste, and union thuggery. His contributing journalists would be the likes of Lila Rose (Live Action president and thorn in the side of Planned Parenthood), James O’Keefe (hilarious “pimp” from the ACORN videos), Hannah Giles (equally funny prostitute and brain behind the ACORN scheme), and Steven Crowder (conservative comedian and commentator) who have all done excellent work uncovering fraud, crime, and the inefficiencies of government.
Imagine how much more exposed the Left could be with ten times the number of undercover journalists filming their every move. A regular segment could be called “To Catch a Predator in Congress” where they film a congressperson doing something embarrassing. This could be an equal opportunity gotcha show, since most people want to know where any corruption is on both sides. Maybe they could get Cocktail Party Republicans on film plotting against the new Tea Party freshmen. The possibilities are endless!
It has become the year of the activist journalist since traditional journalists can’t even bother themselves with finding out what kind of grades the president got in college. We know less about this president than we do about Snooki. The only way we’re going to get the transparency we were promised is to go off the grid and take it. On top of the hard-hitting serious journalism, Breitbart could indulge in some fun too. One of O’Keefe’s early videos comes to mind that illustrates to regular people why “bailout” spending is a big lose for taxpayers.