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They only allow the word “egg” again.
Annual Spring Egg Extravaganza
by Jack Terhune on Mon, Apr 11 2011 11:31 AMThe Annual Spring Egg Extravaganza Is this Saturday April 16, 2011 in Wood Park. The “Hunt” begins at 10:30 A.M. sharp so don’t be late!!!Jack Terhune
I don’t know what a “spring” egg is. How is it different from, say, a summer egg? It looks better in different colors? What if you get a fall egg instead? Will it clash with all the rest?
It should be noted that I no longer live there, what with being an evil conservative, intolerant diversity-hater and all.
This town in New Jersey is rather swanky. And leans Democrat by a very large margin. Most of the time, there isn’t even a Republican on the ballot come city council election time. It is mostly white and primarily Christian and Jewish. In my nearly 40 years, I’ve yet to come across a person of the Jewish faith who was offended by Easter bunnies or Easter eggs. But, I suppose my 40 years of “rich life experiences” don’t count, since I’m plain old Caucasian and all.
Reality is not taken into consideration, natch. The Left’s default position is that other cultures, no matter how barbaric, must be not only tolerated, but embraced. In fact, we should give up some of our rights – like free speech – just to be all tolerant and accepting. It’s enlightened multiculturalism and all! Plus, they don’t know any better. We can’t expect them to have moral compasses. We have to just pat them on the head and appease them.
American traditions, however? Must be eradicated. They are the root of all evil, you see. Anyone who doesn’t believe the same, must be a redneck-y rube. Love to see children frolicking and giggling, searching for Easter eggs – and calling them that?
You are obviously bitterly clinging to your bible. I’m sure it’s somehow racist and anti-woman, too.
