12. The Zio-Boars: Resistance is Futile
In February 2007, the anti-Israel IMEMC released this “news” item:
Palestinian sources in Salfit, in the northern part of the West Bank, reported on Thursday that Israeli settlers released boars in Palestinian farmlands near Salfit, in the northern part of the West Bank.
Resident Abdul-Fattah Al Ghazzawi, 43, stated that the settlers released at least twenty boars that attacked his farmland and several surrounding farmlands and ate the plants.
The settlers kept the boars in the farmlands overnight and only moved them away on Thursday morning.
Al Ghazzawi added that the settlers have carried out several similar attacks against the farmlands recently, and that the number of attacks has significantly increased.
Amazing! Religious Jewish Israeli settlers are raising wild pigs specifically so they can release them to destroy only Palestinian Arab crops! While boars are far from kosher, the hate of the settlers knows no bounds, so instead of trying to make a living or raise a family, many of them apparently decided to go with the “raise and train wild boars to harass Arabs”-route.
This particular rumor was repeated many times. From the Palestinian Arab Ma’an News in April 2007:
A herd of wild boars on Tuesday attacked the cleaning workers of Salfit municipality while they were emptying a garbage truck.
The wild boars are being released by Israeli settlers in order to destroy the plants and crops of Palestinians.
How does one tame a wild animal enough to return to home base after doing its damage? This is another Zionist scientific mystery.
In June, 2007, the Palestine Today website added a new twist. Now there were “hundreds” of the well-trained wild pigs, but we also learned that there were so many of them because of the “racist wall” Israel was building to keep Arab terrorists out! It seems that the wall did double-duty, because it also kept the boars out of Jewish areas. Even though, you know, the Jews had trained them not to eat Jewish crops. But no matter — it is now a war crime! (The June article also added wolves to the list of Zionist animal attackers.)
The evil Zionists didn’t rest on their laurels, though. Soon they weren’t only training the pigs to specifically attack crops at the most critical times in their growth, but also what time of day to attack. From 2008:
Herds of wild pigs dumped in the outskirts of the West Bank city of Salfit by residents of the nearby Ariel Israeli settlement, are preventing civilians from leaving their homes in the evening, for fear of being attacked.
Eyewitnesses from the Al-Freiz neighborhood near the settlement said that in the evening after the sunset prayer the pigs attack gardens.
The pigs have now become smarter than their Arab enemies. But they had one more trick up their sleeve, perhaps inevitable in 2009 but devastating nonetheless: they were suspected of carrying swine flu.
The secret settler pig program was a rousing success. Everyone could agree that these amazing creatures had struck terror in the minds of the enemy. In fact, they were so successful that the Israeli government and army started taking over the program from the settlers, as this 2009 article from Palestine Today revealed:
Witnesses in the town of Arraba affirmed to the news agency that the Israeli occupation forces and the so-called Israeli Nature Protection Service brought a tanker full of pigs inside the town, under the protection and guard of military patrols of the army of occupation, and placed them on Arraba-Ya’bad street in a garbage dump near the town of Arraba.
So now we have implicated settlers, the Israel Nature Protection Service and the IDF.
The fact that the Mossad has not yet been suspected is proof of how good they really are.