8. Deranged greenies set the political agenda
In the recent midterm elections, blind-dumb-deaf Californians voted to allow their own “Global Warming Act” (otherwise known as the Kill-the-Last-Jobs-in-the-State Act) to proceed. Opponents had tried to at least delay the Global Warming Act, which is supposed to cut greenhouse gas emissions in California, until the state’s unemployment rate dropped. But the greenies called the proposal the “Dirty Energy Proposition” and that characterization carried the day.
Why is this colossally stupid?
Because there is precious little solid evidence that anything man does affects so-called climate change. Climate patterns have been cycling since we began recording weather. People may argue about whether or not it’s a real threat, but there’s no argument that what California does, all by itself, will affect the climate not one bit. So the forced imposition of lower “greenhouse gas emission” standards will drive the last few businesses that are here right across the border into friendlier states.
When they’re not busy protecting tiny fishies or chasing companies into Arizona and Nevada, California greenies work on other fun projects, like banning plastic bags at the grocery store – and making us pay for the paper bags! And guess what – that red carpet the stars walk on? Now it’s green!