8. Bill Maher
Ol’ Bill would be higher on this list if he hadn’t had, for about 90 seconds a few weeks ago, one clear-cut moment of complete lucidity that he shared with the world. Unfortunately, both before and after that memorable moment, everything that came out of his mouth was either (a) a lie (b) a pile of Olby-doo or (c) both, making him an outstanding candidate for jive turkey status.
What else to call someone who says we’re all stupid? This guy is so blinded by his ideology that he cannot see how anyone could disagree with his wisdom. Maher is the poster boy for the “flyover” crowd – those folks who spend all their time on the East or Left coasts, sneering at the people in the middle who cling to guns and religion. We’re all racists, blah blah blah. You’ve heard it before, probably even put more entertainingly. Maher’s a tired act. And speaking of stupid – even Time Magazine knows that there are two sides to every story (even if they never tell one of them). Maher seems to be unaware of any other sides at all. A clueless turkey, indeed.
Next: our first hen turkey and she’s a real squawker…