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Breaking News! Joe Biden Says Obama’s Brain Bigger than His Skull and Other Amazing Stories

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Posted on November 20 2010 4:00 pm

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Reporter Lisa DePaulo interviewed Vice- President Joe Biden for the December issue of GQ magazine. Biden’s uncensored adoration for the White House messiah leads to some pretty starling revelations, just in time for Christmas.

Move over Jesus, according to Joe B the omnipotent One in D.C. is darned near perfect.

On the post-inaugural disillusionment, the veep says it was bound to happen:

Because here comes this guy who is, you know, handsome, smart, athletic, ran an incredible campaign. This guy’s got a backbone like a ramrod, a brain bigger than his skull, and a heart that just keeps beatin’.

Obama’s godlike qualities were just too much for the peasants. Who would have thought that the president’s heart was beating, like the hearts of us regular mortals?

And if you want to know what the president does while in high security briefings and on his weekends off, Joe tells us:

I’ll give you another example. Early this week, we’re at a national security thing and he says to me, “Hey, you know, Maisy is learning how to pick and roll.” And I said, “Is that right?” And he said, “Yeah.” And he said, “Reggie and I had her over.” He called my granddaughter to come to the White House on the weekend, because he thinks she’s a great athlete, and to teach her. So what he did was, he put on a little clinic with Reggie [Love, his personal aide] who played for Duke, with Sasha and my two granddaughters. “Okay, girls, doing drills!”

The “national security thing” may involve mass murders at the U.S.- Mexican border, Al-Qaeda or perhaps the trials of Muslim terrorists . But hosting a weekend basketball clinic with close pal Reggie Love and the kids, teaching them to “pick and roll?” Well,  what better way to secure our citizens.

Lisa then asks if the president has a problem relating to the American people, is he too “aloof?” Just the opposite, says Joe, he’s way ahead of us:

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