6. Supporting Terrible Policies and Thwarting the Will of the People
Just kidding!
6. Voter Intimidation
Leftists insist that large swaths of minority voters are being intimidated into staying away from the polls, due to the presence of volunteer poll watchers on the Right trying to sniff out voter fraud perpetrated by corrupt organizations such as ACORN and crooked election commissions in left-leaning districts. In fact, Democrats face numerous credible fraud allegations this election cycle, including hoarding absentee ballots and filling them out for Democratic candidates, sponsoring fake Tea Party candidates in the hopes of siphoning votes from Republicans, and failing to send absentee ballots to soldiers overseas in a timely manner while flooding prison inmates with unrequested ballots.
