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8 Examples of Celebrity Political Idiocy, Part 1

Posted on September 19 2010 4:19 pm

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1. Matthew Modine Wants To Hug It Out. With Osama Bin Laden

This Spring, Matthew Modine divulged the full depth of his idiocy when he declared – unironically – that he wants to just hang and have a nice rap session with Osama Bin Laden. No, really.

Imagine if somebody were to really sit down with Osama Bin Ladin and say, “Listen man, what is it that you’re so angry at me about that you’re willing to have people strap bombs to themselves, or get inside of airplanes and fly them into buildings?” That would be the miracle if we can get, sit down and talk to our enemies and have a fine way for them to hear us.

“Listen, man. Why are you being all hater-y and stuff?” Um. We’re actually speechless. He really thinks someone can just hug it out with Osama Bin Laden. We’re only surprised he didn’t add “I can haz cookie now?” Sadly, this isn’t the first time that Matthew “I’m a total moron” Modine has uttered absolute tripe:

“I mean, he got shot down three times!” said Modine, taking on one of McCain’s most lauded personal accomplishments. “That’s not success!” While on a bombing mission over North Vietnam, McCain was shot down and held as a prisoner of war. When McCain’s father was named commander of U.S. forces in Vietnam, the future Arizona Senator was offered an early release, but rejected it because his captors would not also released his fellow American P.O.W.s.

That kind of loyalty has earned McCain endless accolades, but Modine thinks that McCain’s rejection of the release offer is yet another example of McCain’s shortcomings. “And he wasn’t even a good prisoner of war,” said Modine. “He should have left as soon as he could. That’s what you’re supposed to do as a prisoner of war: Leave when you can. It defeats the enemy. It makes them look bad and it weakens them.”

McCain got shot down three times, fighting for his country, and that’s something mockable to the ever douche-y Modine. Plus, McCain staying with his men, enduring further torture, makes him “not a good prisoner of war?” That’s funny, coming from someone who sits on his ass all day long, spewing the most inane things imaginable.

It was also personal with Modine. That latest asinine spewing of what can only loosely be called thought — and an offense to the English language — only served to remind us that Modine is still alive. And super old. Which means that we are super old, too. For that, he must pay.

Matthew Modine offers further proof that the movie “Clueless” should have been made about Hollywood.

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  1. Error: Unable to create directory uploads/2014/09. Is its parent directory writable by the server?
    September 19, 2010

    Come on, dear women! Don't knock Woody Allen's support of Roman Polanski. After all, Allen desperately needs Polanski to help him find his next wife.

    Bilge. Utter and total bilge.

    Hollywood, I mean. Not your article. Your article, as always, rocks.

    It's time we stop giving these people our money. Maybe then they'll shut up and go away.

  2. September 19, 2010

    Hey Modine! Knock yourself out. I will personally pay the airfare for you and Sean Penn, Angelina Jolie, Sarandon, Garofalo and any other Hollywood Libtard to give hugs to Terrorist's. Please, let me help you! Kill 2 birds with one stone.

  3. Error: Unable to create directory uploads/2014/09. Is its parent directory writable by the server?
    September 19, 2010

    Ha ha! Thanks, Mark!

  4. September 19, 2010

    "…totally jive…" ?!?!?

    Who talks like that these days? Wait a minute; I'm getting dizzy, the world is going all blurry and I feel weird, kinda like I'm inside a spatial anomaly.

    What the heck? There's a mirrored disco ball on the ceiling and the Bee Gees are playing on the radio. People are wearing polyester suits and bell bottom jeans. Holy cwap most of the shows on TV are produced by Norman Lear and Gerry Marshall. Jimmy Carter is president (well as we all know it could be worse)?

    Far out, Cusack you opened a hole in the space-time continuum and I fell through it. Aw man I'm stuck back in the 70s again? Bummer! You jive turkey! Oh well, I might as well keep on truckin and get down and funky with my bad self. Now let's boogie.

  5. September 20, 2010

    It would make a mint on pay for view, and would otherwise be known as the mathew modine decapitation video.

  6. September 20, 2010

    I have a question for everybody out there that makes comments here, and I am going to do something that might make some people "MAD" at me, and that is leave my e-mail address with my comment. Why in the name of God Almighty do the "IDIOTS" out in Holly-Weird think that we believe that they are anything but fools, and that they think that they know what they are actually saying. One big examlpe of this is—Bill Maher's show on HBO-(SIDE-NOTE HERE HIS SHOW IS A JOKE)-Any how he always had on some IDIOT from Holly-Weird on his show for some time during the Bush White House, and they always got called—WHAT WAS IT? Oh yea a advocate, or something like that. Why question is—WHY?, AND IF THEY ARE SOME KIND OF SPECIAL PERSON WHY ARE THEY MAKING MOVIES, AND NOT WORKING IN THE PRIVATE WORLD, TRYING OT MAKE A DIFFERENCE THERE. I just do not get them, and there ilk. Ladies and Gentlemen please let me know what you think. My e-mail address is I for one am sick, and fed-up with saying anything special about these people out in Holly-Weird. I just wish they would just shut-up, and entertain us if that is what they feel they have been called to do.


    • September 20, 2010

      Bear, the fundamental/core philosophy of Progressives (Newspeak-communists) is that they possess a superior intellect and knowledge of "global" issues. This belief places them in the position of a narcissistic need to correct and guide your life for you since you are one of the "little people" and are incapable of self direction and decisions for yourself and family. This should make you feel so warm and fuzzy that someone (Hollywood) so removed from the realities of life has the time and desire to intervene and save you from yourself. The words narcissism and sociopathic aptly describe most of these loony-Lefties/Progressives of Hollywood. Marxism for thee, but not for me is the thought process exhibited by M.Moore, Modine, Saradan, Garafalo, etc.

  7. September 23, 2010

    I have a suggestion for George Clooney. Just blame the Israelis, Jews or both for Darfur. It isn't true, but what the heck, it is the fashionable thing to do. After all, the Arabs have done this for the last 15 years with great success.

  8. October 20, 2010

    Hi ladies!
    Great article! Just a quick comment (mainly because I'm a math dweeb, and somewhat understand the metric system): you wrote, "If we knew that Polanski was sitting in a cell approximately 10 miles away (we refuse to use your ridiculous metric system, and are sticking with miles) we’d be absolutely thrilled." The quote mentioned just prior to your comment said 5km was the distance – that works out to about 3 miles.

    That might be even more thrilling…I'd settle for him to be in prison at any distance.

  9. December 24, 2010

    Just once I wish one of those Hollywood clowns would give a statement for the press and have no one show up to report it. I am really tired of these fools being reported as if they actually knew what they were talking about. You are not an expert just because you played one on TV.

  10. January 2, 2011

    Oh we forgot one, and its a biggie: Elton John on His Charity Work: Government Should Be Doing Our Job for Us But They’re Not

  11. February 16, 2011

    Position of the OPs: Celebrities should not spout their uninformed, immature political opinions to the public…but private citizens should spout their uninformed, immature political opinions to the public by blogging.

  12. April 10, 2012

    Age ain't nothing but a number for these loved-up A-Listers. My BF and I both think so! He is almost 10 years older than I. We met via ~~Aelessmeet . COM~~ a nice place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other! Maybe you wanna check it out or tell your friends: )

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