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10 Reasons Meghan McCain’s Dirty Sexy Politics Should Have Been Called Ironic Clueless Narcissist

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Posted on September 5 2010 4:00 pm

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8. The Message Shouldn’t Be Pro-Life; It Should Be Crazy-Sex

Sarah Palin is icky and drama-y. Piper Palin totally stomps her edge-y buzz. What about Bristol Palin? Oh, she doesn’t escape the scorned wrath of Meggie Mac either. She uses Bristol to get back to her favorite topic – the topic of her first chapter even – Crazy-Sex! She describes her thought process, term used loosely, when she learned of Bristol Palin’s pregnancy. Of course, she made it all about herself and how an unplanned pregnancy is her worst nightmare. Even more nightmare-ish because she doesn’t think there is any way to ensure that it doesn’t happen – abstinence is for suckers, losers:

Abstinence doesn’t seem practical to me. It seems like a way of avoiding reality and real conversations about complicated things like pregnancy and STDs. Abstinence sends a message that sex is wrong or dirty. It isn’t wrong or dirty to me.

Yes, we know, Meghan. As you’ve told us all relentlessly. Unsolicited. She then babbles on using the words “statistics show” while never  referring to any actual statistics nor any real facts. Earlier in the book, she faux-empathized with Bristol having to wear over-sized frumpy sweatshirts to disguise her then unknown pregnancy. But, when the pregnancy was announced and Bristol’s “sweatshirt was gone – replaced with a stunning wardrobe”, Miss Perfect found fault with that, too. Now, people were being too kind. They weren’t being remorseful enough. Why, they were discussing, happily, a new life!  To Meghan, this wasn’t good news:

Did the campaign really want to suggest that a pro-life message was more important than a message of how to avoid teenage pregnancy to begin with?

Gee, Meghan, perhaps not killing a baby is an important message? I know that’s not all super sexy and trendy. But what more can you expect from we drooling rube-ish Conservatives? We are dumb old squares and all, right?

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  1. September 5, 2010

    I Can't believe she's not sitting on a R(h)ino in that pic.

  2. September 5, 2010

    WOW! What a clueless, spoiled, fool! The last quote angers me the most.."Don't let me pick up this torch alone"…ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! She can see nothing beyond her own makeup mirror!

  3. September 6, 2010

    Oh, where to begin?!? I was reminded of the post here at News Real about parenting trends. I actually commented that following them would result in a human type straggling a perpetually narrow line being toed by the Barack Obamas and Megan McCains of the world. Wow, I'm a prophet, just like Rev. Wright.

    She is really dull-witted. No, I mean reeeaaalllly dull. Not her fault, I suppose, although once again I am forced to question the value of a higher education in this country if anyone (and apparently she qualifies as anyone) can get a degree.

    There is no divergence between being pro-life AND against teen pregnancy, not that I'd expect her to notice. They are perfectly consistent. It's Ms. McCain who is being disingenuous in advocating for her "dirty-sex" lifestyle while deriding unplanned pregnancies in others. Dirty-sex lifestyles only lead to unplanned pregnancies, STD's and a lot of empty heartache over being less than human and reduced to usefully available body parts. Not that she could see the forest or the trees while twittering about her twit-ness.

    And finally, while the prose would be enough to cause my 11 year-old to chuckle over the ineptitude, I can't really blame the college-educated, private-schooled McCain. I understand the lure of an easy buck, but do the editors and publishers really have no professional self-respect in the delusional belief that this book might garner them, oh, say, 20,000 copies sold? Regardless, whomever edited this work of semi-literate ejaculation and waste of precious earth resources should be fired and blackballed from working in the industry ever again.

    For their next edgy project, I suggest a collection of shocking and controversial things uttered in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. I mean, like, really.

  4. September 6, 2010

    This blog was such a fun read. Thank you for the sacrifice it took to read that book. My only hope is Miss Meg reads your review and takes it to heart.

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      September 6, 2010

      Thanks, Paul. I think this will be our last Meggie Mac post for a while. A girl can only take so much. :-)

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        September 8, 2010

        Yeah, there's really nothing left to say.

  5. September 6, 2010

    How come a man like Mc Cain has such a silly bimbo for a daughter?
    Does he apply the standards he obviously sets for himself only to men maybe?
    Is he an old-fashioned male who thinks women should be seen but not heard? Is that why he has a platinumblonde trophy wife? And still he left the upbringing of his daughter to her, or to the maids even??
    Incredible..what a bumbling fool this girl is
    She may well love her father, but she certainly has a pretty meaty bone to pick with him too

    Incidently – what a wonderful accessory – a huge elephant's trunk! It so neatly hides all of a girl's problem area's!

    • May 27, 2012

      I don’t think McCain was exactly a rocket scientist himself.

      Just sayin’.

  6. September 6, 2010

    Hopefully McCain's adopted children (the ones that aren't a trust-funded, spoiled, self-centered brat) will turn out to have a better perspective on life.

    2008 definitely was the "Year of the Campaigning Narcissists" (B.O. and Meggie Mac top the list).

  7. September 7, 2010

    Despite her sophomoric writing, I found a lot of her comments reflect my views on the current state of the Republican party – and I'm an over-50 lifelong Republican. And, ironically (although I too became weary at the seemingly endless ironic comments at the end of each section and chapter), many of the comments in this review reinforce her statements on the exclusionary nature of today's GOP.

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      September 7, 2010

      Really? In what way do Lori and I represent the "exclusionary nature of today's GOP"? On social issues, I'm further from the GOP platform than Meghan is, but I don't feel marginalized. Meghan has manufactured her very own victim class — that's her shtick and she's been able to translate that into a lucrative career, but let's not pretend that she's actually being excluded from anything.

      Meghan McCain is a terrible representative of young Republicans, not because she has tattoos and believes in gay marriage, but because she's a train wreck with no coherent ideas.

  8. September 8, 2010

    Simple – rather than write a critical book review and leave it at that, you make it a point to slam and ridicule the book and the individual in an article that feels like it's longer (and more ironic) than the book itself. And I don't agree that she has no coherent ideas; although they are certainly less dramatic than she would like to think. In particular, I found her comments about the whole Sarah Palin episode to be very interesting. Perhaps that's just because Sarah is a more interesting subject than John is, but I thought she actually took it way easy considering that she had an axe to grind – certainly easier than you took it on her in this review.

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      September 8, 2010

      Oy vey. Now it's "exclusionary" to ridicule the ridiculous? Fine then. If mocking vacuous pseudo-celebs is exclusionary, then I guess I'm just an intolerant h8er. (But I already knew that because Meggie Mac told me so!)

  9. September 8, 2010

    I don't know. Maybe I'm jaded but I can barely stand to listen to Beck or O'Reilly or Coulter anymore because of the sarcasm that seems to drip off of every sentence. But I guess it sells seats (and blogs) so I shouldn't complain. Hell, I'm still defending GWB (on most things). Just longing for the days when I could just listen to George Will or William Buckley quietly and calmly explain the difference between right and wrong without the ridicule factor, the "gotcha" soundbites.

    I guess I'm just tired of it all. Our country's politics shouldn't be a sporting event where you either win or lose to the cheers or jeers of the crowd. It's more important than that. I think that's something that I agree with Meghan on.

    L'shanah tovah.

  10. September 8, 2010

    Wow. That was painful. She is a spoiled brat and ungrateful. Her comments about Sarah Palin are even more disgusting seeing how Sarah saved her father’s sorry butt from having the most lopslided defeat since Reagan beat Carter.

  11. September 21, 2010

    Like daughter like father…clueless

  12. September 21, 2010

    Like, OMG! Republicans want 22 year-olds to wear, like, pantsuits and stuff, like the white hairs, instead of strapless dresses and stuff on stage and take the ring out of their nostrils!! It's like, I'm expressing myself, don't you, like, get it? They don't want anybody in the party with fresh ideas, like how to pair leggings with motorcycle boots, and stuff. And my 'rents frowned on me having wild sex in my tour bus! So un-hip, they are.

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