9. Maureen Dowd Loses Final Grip on Sanity and Divulges That The Voices In Her Head Are Racist Ones
Last September, Maureen Dowd finally took that long walk off of the short pier of her sanity. After President Obama’s State of the Union address and Joe Wilson’s “You Lie” comment during the same, Dowd divulged that she hears voices in her head. And they are racist voices.
Surrounded by middle-aged white guys — a sepia snapshot of the days when such pols ran Washington like their own men’s club — Joe Wilson yelled “You lie!” at a president who didn’t.
But, fair or not, what I heard was an unspoken word in the air: You lie, boy!
Why? Oh, because Wilson is a dude from South Carolina. And apparently South Carolina, where I live by the way, is teeming with Racists. Actually, Maureen Dowd would have you believe we are all racists here. Funny, but we aren’t the ones who hear the word “boy” when a black man is speaking.
Wilson clearly did not like being lectured and even rebuked by the brainy black president presiding over the majestic chamber.
Brainy? I have yet to see any evidence of that – in fact, all evidence points to the contrary. I don’t care about Obama’s birth certificate, but I really would like to see his school transcripts. I don’t really find the chamber all that “majestic” either. You see, Maureen, I don’t deify the Government, nor do I believe that its members are made up of Royalty.
And there we have it. Once again, the people constantly hurling the “Racist!” slur at others seem to be the people who only see color. What is that called, hmmm, Maureen?
Well aren’t you just precious, honey. Bless your heart. I understand that you are oh-so-esoteric and ivory tower ensconced, Maureen, so you may not understand simple Southern speak. Therefore, let me be clear — that isn’t racist, Maureen. But it does mean that you are an imbecilic, and bigoted, ass.