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I can’t wait to hear the questions they ask of President Obama, particularly those posed by two women who could actually turn me into a misogynist: Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar. They may revisit their scintillating and insightful commentary wherein they accused white men of being “traumatized” by a black President. Or, perhaps once again share with us the difference between regular old – and apparently acceptable to them – rape and rape-rape? Maybe even discuss Whoopi’s concern that strict constructionists on the Supreme Court will “make her a slave. again.” Firstly, dude. That is the most idiotic straw man of all idiotic straw men. Secondly, again? Evidently, she’s 150 years old or something (math is hard).
If anything is traumatized, it will be our country by Obama’s policies. Which they, of course, won’t ask about. There was a game on Twitter today, hash tagged #predictedtoughviewquestions. Sadly, I do believe they may be quite prescient. Here are a few that I expect to be asked of Obama on “The View”:
“Do you know CPR? Because, you take my breath away”
“Would you say that you are The MOST Awesome, or THE Most Awesome?”
“So, about your ‘laser like focus’ on jobs … your eyes are *gorgeous*, by the way”
“It’s so awful that the “f**king NASCAR retards” don’t get all the nuance-y nuane of your nuance-iness, isn’t it?”
The Obama “very special episode” is to air on Thursday and I plan to watch, if only to point and snicker. I’ve set my DVR because I, like the Boy Scouts whom Obama is snubbing, am always prepared. Obama really should attend the Boy Scout anniversary, because he could stand to learn a thing or two about being prepared. He hasn’t been too good at that whole “ready to lead on Day one” thing.
The things that I do, so you don’t have to. Of course, I then plan to write and tell you all about it because misery loves company and all. So, um, never mind on that whole “so you don’t have to” part. Thankies!
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