Michael van der Galien

Finally: The Answer to the Question Who Came First, the Chicken or the Egg (It’s the Chicken!)

Posted on July 17 2010 7:00 pm
Michael van der Galien was born in the Dutch city of Leeuwarden in 1984. For as long as he can remember, he has been obsessed with the United States. When he was 17 years old, he started blogging - of course about America. His articles have been published at Big Hollywood, Pajamas Media, Hot Air (the GreenRoom) and Right Across The Atlantic. He's also an editor for the Dutch conservative blog, De Dagelijkse Standaard.
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British scientists have finally discovered the answer to the question that had been bugging mankind since, well, ever: not the egg, but the chicken came first. Yep, that’s right:

“It had long been suspected that the egg came first, but now we have the scientific proof that shows that in fact the chicken came first,” Sheffield University’s Dr Colin Freeman, according to a report in the Metro.

They explain:

Researchers from Scotland and England used a supercomputer called HECToR to look in such detail at a chicken eggshell that they were able to determine the vital role of a protein used to kick-start the egg’s formation.

That protein is only found, wait for it… inside a chicken.

Man, am I relieved! Pff, great! The chicken came first. Now we can focus on less important questions such as, say, how to bring about world piece, defeat Radical Islam, reduce the size of government, and how to get rid of the massive debts weighing heavily, not only on the United States but on pretty much every other Western country’s shoulders.

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