Iran: No to Mullets, Yes to Colbert

Iran is moving in a more Saudi-style direction in order to stem the tide of Western culture and oppress its rebelling youth that threatens the life of the regime. Last night on The Colbert Report, the country’s Morality and Veil Festival was discussed. Wow, that sounds like a great time. I’ll be sure to bring some beer for the parking lot.

Colbert talked about the Iranian Ministry of Culture’s new regulations on haircuts. Ponytails and mullets (well, can we really blame them?) were banned, but the Colbert-style hair was allowed. Stephen Colbert is Sharia Approved!

Watch the segment below after the jump:

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