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Boobquake: Finding Busty Balance

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Posted on April 26 2010 1:54 pm
Jenn escaped blue state academia for redder pastures in the South. Follow her on Twitter and read more of her work at JennQPublic.com.
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by Melissa Clouthier

Just assume every link here is not safe for work. Or, for your wife. Now, proceed.

Last week, liberal blogger Jen McCreight issued this manifesto in response to the dunderheaded Iranian religious leader:

Sedighi claims that not dressing modestly causes earthquakes. If so, we should be able to test this claim scientifically. You all remember the homeopathy overdose?

Time for a Boobquake.

On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I’m sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it’ll be one involving plate tectonics.

So, who’s with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own. If you’ll be joining me on twitter, use the tag #boobquake! Or join the facebook event!

Well now, Facebook has become a place for chesty revolt which you’ll probably find pleasing–just doing your part and all that!

But serious questions have arisen about the methods of this madness.

Read the rest at Liberty Pundits.

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