F. Swemson

Open Thread: New Element Discovered

Posted on April 4 2010 5:40 pm
I'm an Objectivist, a disciple of Ayn Rand since I was 15. Graduate of NBI (Nathaniel Branden Institute) 1964 I was a philosophy major @ NYU & dropped out to join the Marine Corps Served as a Combat Photographer in late 60's I've been writing for over 20 years.
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Lawrence  Livermore National Laboratory in California has  now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to  science.

The new element, Pelosium (PL), has  one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of  312.

These 312 particles are  held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium is inert, and has no charge  and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into  contact.  A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction  that would normally take less than a second, to take from  4 days to 4 years to  complete.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of  2 years.  It does not decay, but instead undergoes a  biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant  neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange  places.

Pelosium mass will increase over  time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to  become isodopes.

This characteristic of moron  promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is  formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This  hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with  money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that radiates  just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as  many peons but twice as many  morons.

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