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Twog Know Why HE Watch Fox News More Than Any Other!

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Posted on March 31 2010 9:55 am
Twog is a creature of mysterious origin who emerged from the bowels of the blogosphere.
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Sandra Lee so right about Fox News! Twog watch all the time – Liz throw phone book at him and tell him “Get to work!” he watch so much.

But Twog know biggest reason Fox do well:

Megyn Kelly.

Twog look for her all time on TV screen. Twog sigh – eat fistful of Nerds – scratch self – then sigh even more.

Twog pine for Ms. Kelly!

Twog wonder what happen if he take her on spaceship ride. Megyn breath go way. Or what about trip to mountain inn in suburban white minivan? Twog drive one-handed on big wheel, feather hang out window, Twog feel bad to bone.

Megyn hair ruffle in breeze. “Nights In White Satin” Play on XM radio. Twog content.

Ouch! Curve ball phone book nail Twog in eyeball. Nerds scatter ‘cross floor. Better get crackin’ or curl into ball for big beatdown.

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