Nancy Morgan

Top Idiots Of The Week Awards

Posted on March 10 2010 10:12 am
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Nancy Morgan’s weekly Idiot Awards from


A Korean couple has earned the top spot in our Deadly Idiots category. They were so busy raising a virtual baby online, that they let their own baby starve to death.


The University of Tennessee at Knoxville comes in a close second. This bastion of higher education has decided to award disgraced global warming alarmist Algore with an honorary degree.

Adding insult to injury, they opined, “Vice President Gore’s career has been marked by visionary leadership, and his work has quite literally changed our planet for the better.” No specifics were given.


Northwestern University has, incredibly, invited disgraced former Gov. Blagojevich to lecture their students on ethics. “Ethics in Politics: An evening with Former Governor Rod Blagojevich” I kid you not.

Everybody’s favorite useful idiot, Sean Penn, has unloaded on critics of his recent mercy mission to Haiti. Penn hopes they all die of rectal cancer.

People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals once again makes our list. PETA has called for Knut the polar bear, who shot to global stardom as a cub in 2007, to be castrated to avoid incest with his cousin.

A deputy sheriff in Tennessee accidentally locked himself in a jail cell. His solution? He tried to shoot his way out. Fortunately his superiors relieved him of duty.


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