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You Too Can Benefit From Porkulus!

Posted on February 18 2010 6:45 am
Liz Blaine is a financial analyst, author and freelance writer on finance, economics and politics. Follow her on Twitter and her blog Liz Blaine.
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Times are tough and money is tight, but your car just broke down. You can’t afford a new car, and thanks to Cash For Clunkers you can’t find a used one.  You still need to bring home the bacon, so what are you going to do? 

No worries! President Obama has a deal just for you! Under the $787 Billion Stimulus Slushfund you can finally afford the mode of transportation desired by Americans across the county . . . a Golf Cart. That’s right. President Obama is willing to give you a $4,200-$5,500 tax credit to join him on the links!

But wait. There’s more! On the one year anniversary of Porkulus, Senate GOP published a list to help you find a way to benefit from the productive workers in society. Perhaps you’re interested in “studying kids who drink malt liquor and smoke marijuana,” or the “sex lives of female college freshmen.” If that’s not your game, there’s always researching “drunk mice” or “social networking sites like Facebook.” Or if you like free room and board, you can always go to prison so you can be one of the thousands upon thousands of inmates receiving $250 at taxpayer expense.

More of these marvelous acts of economic repair can be read here, but prepare yourself. This is just the tip of the taxpayer dollars intentionally wasted by Obama, Pelosi, and Reid. And as you will see, Porkulus was never meant to help you survive the economic downturn. Where’s my 8 iron?

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