LAST CALL: Gibbs’ Chubby Inner Child, Paying Bills vs. Cancer, Irony Emissions Killing Environment
A DAILY WRAP-UP OF SOME OF MY FAVORITE STORIES OF THE DAY
Still Just the Bitter Fat Kid on the Playground
Robert Gibbs is a shell of a man still tormented by his self-loathing, chubby inner child. Lori Ziganto takes a few jabs at the petty Press Secretary, but stops short of taking his lunch money.
The Horrors of Personal Responsibility
Sandra Lee calls out the liberal freeloader mentality at The Nation. The socialist rag posted a Tweet that suggested paying one’s bills is worse than cancer. Probably posted by a TN writer via Blackberry while waxing philosophic with Leo Tolstoy’s ghost in a bar in St. Petersburg.
“Then, we’re off to Haiti.”
That’s Tahiti. Riiiiight. (Movie reference.) Anyway, today PopEater tells us Angelina Jolie is heading to Haiti. She is one of very few in Hollywood who do more to help others than just sign checks payable to charities. Still, my first thought was, “How can we convince more Hollywood celebs to head to an island somewhere outside the U.S. – and stay there?”
Does Irony Cause Global Warming?
Because if it does, I’m going to start trading in the Irony Credits market – make myself rich in no time while doing my part to save the world from the threat of excessive Irony Emissions. The source of my investment inspiration? This headline - Blizzard Rearranges Climate Change Announcement. Check out the full story at Washington Wire.
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I guess Palin does not understand satire. Palin’s hand job just shows all of us what kind of dullard we are up against, I have not seen this since junior high. WOW and some call her a leader….please.
Milton- I loved "Paradise Lost"-the Obama administration must have provided you with a lot of material. Why do progressives always insult conservatives with crude sexual references? I thought you were all so much smarter than us… that's all you've got? Wow- have you seen the size of Obama's teleprompter!
and what a great junior high rebuttal from R. Gibbs speaking for the President ????
Hey Milton, I'll bet Palin knows that there aren't 57 states and she probably even knows how to pronounce Corpsman. Well, golly gee.
Gibbs liked it, ya putz! .
Why can't Gibbs call out Paliin on polital policy instead of his ridiulous hand shopping list ? What a putz
That was HIS political policy. Food – hope – change.
You have to love the sweetening in the tea that is Sarah Palin. Just the fact that she is shorting out Marxo-Sapiens synapsis every time she apopears on TV gives cause for great hope that eventually the Good Ship Lollypop captained by B. Hussein Obama AKA The Bam AKA Boy Bam AKA Teleprompter Bam AKA The Bammer AKA Obamessiah AKA Bam Bam and the AKA’s go on, crewed by the congressional Marxo-Sapiens is heading for the reef as the result of Hurricane Progressives. Actually, it is foundering on the reef as I write. All we need now is for the force of many on the right such as the Tea Party and Sister Sarah to come in like a gale and rip the Good Ship Lollypop to shreds with no known survivors, allegorically speaking of course.
Poor Robert Gibbs doesn’t draw much of a listening audience as Propaganda Minister for his Obamessiah. People see him and immediately turn the channel. You might even say the ‘fat kid on the playground’ curse is still with him in his current position.
Yo libbies, keep digging your grave.
The Turban Torpedo
Dear Milton,
Look on the bright side, she didn't need a teleprompter to talk to 2nd. graders. How's your hero doing?
Boo, hoo, hoo poor victim Pailin. She is so perfect for "Fake News", so much for being a private citizen. I guess Palin does not understand satire and she complains about telaprompters, what a hypocrite. Poor little Beauty Queen from smallville, who could not finish her highest office that she ever had, quit making excuses for her she will take you down the drain with her.