Nothing like a good cat fight. Or, in this case, a cat and total woofer fight. It seems Kirstie Alley has a few bones to pick (totally clean) with one Joy Behar, whom she calls Joy Bewhore. So, no one really knows what the fight is about, exactly, but who cares? I pretty much only wanted to post about it as an excuse to use the money quote; the line is pure bliss — ”Joy Bewhore . . . God, I want to bash her in the vagina with her microphone”.
The two TV stars have been exchanging nasty tweets for more than two weeks, though it appears the war of 140-characters began when Alley took issue with the coverage of the Tiger Woods’ cheating scandal on “The Joy Behar Show,” the nightly talk show Behar hosts on HLN.
“And WHY has Joy Behar turned into such a self righteous c- – – head? OOOOooo that’s right . . . FOREVER!” Alley tweeted.
A short while later she added: ”CHEATING is between a husband and wife. Not TMZ and Joy Bewhore . . . God, I want to bash her in the vagina with her microphone.”
Behar appears to have ignored Alley’s tirade until last Friday, when the talk-show host took mocking notice of what, until then, had been a one-sided fight. “Kirstie Alley calls me Joy Bewhore,” Behar tweeted. “Compliments! Compliments!”
The bitter feelings and public bashing has been a real head-scratcher, since no one can recall why there might be so much bad blood between the two women.
Oooh, good comeback, Joy! And by good, I, of course, mean incredibly lame, as always. The tiff is a head-scratcher, perhaps, but still hilarious. Any time someone mocks the ever useless and, you know, insane Joy Behar (or anyone from the show that should be renamed “The Moronic View”) I’m all for it! I can totally get on board — Team Kirstie, baby! One complaint: I would have called her Joy-less Bewhore.