Thank you, Meghan McCain, for your brilliant article in The Daily Beast, elucidating the critical issue we large breasted women face. Thank you, also, for this. Thank you for standing up for all naturally, insanely endowed women everywhere who are sick and tired of wearing XXL bags to cover cleavage out of some misplaced notion of “decency” while our smaller breasted, or merely smaller bodied peers flaunt with impunity and get accolades for decolletage we are inexplicably not supposed to reveal. No longer!
Breasts are a heritage, a collective national treasure, and a matter of international import. It’s time to give them the same degree of liberty we fight for every day.
Free the boobies!