Why Conservatives Should Love “Avatar”

U.S. Marines blow up giant tree. An ex-soldier discovers the wonders of mother-gaia and becomes defender of nature. Sounds like “Fern Gulley 3” right? No, it’s the most important film of the decade and it’s as liberal as hell. The plot is about a group of corporate marines who attempt to infiltrate a village of 10-foot blue alien cat-people who worship a tree-goddess.

Jake Sully, a crippled soldier enlists in the ‘Avatar program’ which allows a human mind to control the body of a genetically grown alien. But before your conservative blood starts boiling and refuse to take your kids to see a godless, new-age attack on America and all the traditional values you believe in, take a moment to consider what this film actually means for us.

Read the whole thing at Parc Bench.