Welcome to Obamaland: Please Leave Reality at the Door

2009 December 17

In an interview with ABC News, President Obama once again proved to be one of the best spinners in Washington, D.C. The United States, he said, will go “bankrupt” if his multi-trillion dollar health care plan America cannot afford, isn’t passed by Congress.

I know what you’re thinking: “that doesn’t make sense. If we’re already terribly in debt, we shouldn’t be adding to it.” Well, that may sound logical to your fiscally conservative and therefore terribly old-fashioned mind, but that’s only because you don’t understand the golden rule of Obamaland: up is down and down is up.

You see, in Obama’s wonderful alternative reality, nothing is what it seems to be. It’s a magical place in which gravity and other laws of nature don’t exist. In this heaven on earth, you can cause an economic crisis by forcing banks to give mortgages to people who can’t afford them, and then blame the “free market” and “nasty capitalists” when the economy collapses. It’s a world in which you treat enemies as friends and friends as enemies, thinking that’ll bring about peace.

So, next time Obama says something that sounds  silly to you - like giving himself a B+ – remember that the key to understanding him, is denying reality. And if he can do it, so can you.


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  1. December 17, 2009

    Alice: But I don’t want to go among mad people.
    The Cat: Oh, you can’t help that. We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.
    Alice: How do you know I’m mad?
    The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn’t have come here.

  2. December 17, 2009

    The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn’t have come here.

    Exactemundo!

  3. December 17, 2009

    He’s a spinner, spinning off his axis. He is pathetic. Bo is suppose to be smart – be he does not learn. For instance, he talks about “Fat Cats on Wall street. He needs to keep his nose out of Wall Street. He knows nothing about banks, just what his cronies have told him. These people voted for him. Did he forget already. See he does not learn. He is out of touch, this job is too much for him, he is basically good at one thing – his own rhetoric about himself. His ratings and polls suck. Unemployment is up again, and his solution is to “caulk your windows”. If he continues on this present path of reckless spending, socialism, redistribution of wealth- well, we will have another Jimmy Carter for three more years.

  4. December 18, 2009

    Great observation!

    What’s up and what’s down in this administration is reversed from the norms he shows you what happens to the mind when it’s been heavily influenced by this left wing radical unreality found on many of our campuses.

    I don’t think our dear President has no real clear view other than what has been filtered through years of being a part of a radical community.

    This is going to be a tough three years and we are in for many surprises that it’s extremely unfortunate.

  5. December 18, 2009

    Has anyone considered that Obama’s quest to bankrupt America might be an act of jihad?

  6. December 18, 2009

    P.S. If the “good guys” in this country don’t grow some stones and get to fixing the education system, starting with the subversives, then we will never be rid of people like Obama. Folks, the good ole’ US of A is now the chief fomentor of Marxist theory on the planet, most likely.

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