Have no fear! Organizing for America‘s got your back. They’ve spotted the greatest danger threatening the Republic today, and they’re ready to fight it!
Don’t be ridiculous.
Organizing for America is begging its membership to help battle the ominous threat of… Sarah Palin’s book tour.
Palin’s book tour “is dangerous,” claims the left wing group’s director Mitch Harris, presumably with a straight face.
Well, it’s been dangerous for Palin, who’s had eggs thrown at her by… leftist troublemakers. The same kind of leftist troublemakers who promoted the phony story about Palin banning books in Alaska libraries. These guys are all about the First Amendment. Yep.
Oh, and Stewart wants to raise $500,000 to “push back against Sarah Palin and her allies.”
Stewart should get together with the Anti-Defamation League, who just declared Glenn Beck a threat to national security. You remember the ADL? They predicted that Mel Gibson’s movie The Passion of the Christ would spark anti-Semitic pogroms across America. Which, uh, never materialized.
Can an Al Gore campaign against, say, Carrie Prejean be far behind? Don’t laugh: do you have any idea how bad breast implants are for the environment?!