Open Thread

ISM’S

SOCIALISM

You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM

You have two cows. Give both cows to the government and they may give you some of the milk.

FASCISM

You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government and the government sells it.

NAZISM

You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both of the cows.

ANARCHISM

You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.

CAPITALISM

You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.

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This open thread was submitted by James Sarafin.